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Ways to turn a man down
Man: Hi! Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice? You: Must’ve been once, I never make the same mistake twice… M: How did you get so beautiful? Y: Think I must’ve been given your share… M: Waauw! Your face must turn a few heads! Y: And yours must turn a few stomachs… M: Go on, don’t be shy… Ask me out! Y: Okay, get out…! M: I think I could make you very happy! Y: Why? Are you leaving…? M: Can I have your name? Y: Why? Don’t you already have on of your own…? M: Haven’t I seen you some place before? Y: Yes you have. And that's why I don’t go there anymore… M: Is this seat empty? Y: Yep, and this one will be if you sit down…! M: So, what do you do for a living? Y: I’m a female impersonator… M: Hey babe, what’s your sign? Y: Do not enter…! M: Your body is like a temple! Y: Sorry, there are no services today… M: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy! Y: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing… M: Can I buy you a drink? Y: Actually I’d rather have the money… M: Finally! I’m a photographer and I’ve been looking for a face like yours for years! Y: Well I’m a plastic surgeon and I’ve also been looking for one like yours for years… M: Where have you been all my life? Y: Hiding from you… M: Where have you been all my life? Y: Where I’ll be for the rest of it: in your wildest dreams love, in your wildest dreams…! |
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