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Stupid question vs smart answer GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY: Sure, what's your phone number?? GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY: Don't you ever want to improve?? SHARON: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? TRACY: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth. MAN: You remind me of the sea. WOMAN: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? MAN: NO, because you make me sick. WIFE: You tell a man something; it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND: You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. MARY: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter? PETER: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. Girlfriend: "...And are you sure you love me and no one else?" Boyfriend: "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday". Teacher: "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" Pupil: "A teacher". Waiter: "Would you like your coffee black?" Customer: "What other colors do you have?" Patient: "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?" Doctor: "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died". |
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